Definition of a douchebag

Let's face it, if you took the time to put on your hat, then make sure the visor is off-center then YOU ARE A DOUCHE BAG. If you looked in the mirror to make sure it was good and crooked then you are proving to yourself what others already know... Yup, you guessed it --You are a douche bag.


If you wear a crooked ball cap, put the collar up on your shirts, wear pooka shells, and drive a car with a fin on it, and an over-sized tailpipe, then you are the Ultimate Douche!

If you wear a backwards hat, that is crooked, then you are an anal douche!

REALLY! SMARTEN UP!

If you have to make a statement about yourself, take the time to impress people. Be intelligent, act intelligently, dress smart, dress sloppy, but wear your hat straight. You will be judged, as either a poser who can't think on your own or a gangster punk-ass on the downlo'.

Girlfriends, and God Forbid, Wives too Don't let your boyfriend or husband leave the house, car, bar, drunktank or anyplace else with a crooked cap. Take the time to explain that you DON't want them to look like a douchebag. While your at it, look at yourself. Do you wear big sunglasses, have a nose piercing, cheap ass tatoo, and wear Ugg boots? Well, then you are a matching set of douchebags! Take your husband or boyfriend and drive off a cliff somewhere, and do the world a favor. It appears you are not able to think for yourselves.