Professional Douche?

Well there should be a fine for this! If a team member, service member or anyone wears a crooked cap they should be flogged with rusty barbed wire coated with flaming cow manure.

I'm smiling 'cuz I know I'm a Professional Douche!

"OOPS, Le'me fix your hat, I don't want you to look like a douchebag!"

"Thanks coach, I hope my wife, kids and my parents, at home watching me on TV, didn't see me looking like a douche bag!"